Monday, June 23, 2008

Paying Attention on the Road

Further to yesterday, and yes I know driving is a running theme with me, probably because I do so much of it, I thought I’d share a poem I wrote several years ago when I was still commuting to and from Mississauga twice per week.  If this is your license plate number, then I’m sorry but you were being an idiot and almost caused several accidents in less than a minute.

AFMR 816

Yes, I mean you, you stupid tool
Find your way to a driving school
Silver Chevy Optra LS
You never learned to drive, I guess
I’ve seen you do some stupid things
Like you’re looking for some angel’s wings
The book is filled with rules, it’s true
But I guess those don’t apply to you
I hope that when you crash your ass
There’s no one else to smell the gas
But if I thought that, then I’d be dumb
There’s millions more where you came from

Something on a different subject tomorrow.  I promise.  Four out of the last six posts, counting this one, have had something to do with my car.  And I love my car, by the way.  Honda Fit, but we’re not going to have that discussion today.

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

The Nature of Poetry

I’ve written poetry since I was fifteen years old. Looking back at two decades worth (granted there were a number of periods were my productivity was extremely low in this area), I discovered that what I liked best of what I’d written usually had some kind of structure and almost always a rhyme scheme. While I’m not completely in line with Robert Frost (Often quoted and misquoted as saying that “writing free verse is like playing tennis without a net.”), I very often don’t see the difference between free verse and prose with arbitrary line breaks. Structure can be visual, but my preference for poetry is that it’s read aloud or echoes in the halls of the mind. If I have to look at it to see the structure, how do I distinguish it from prose? (By the structure, of course. Ah, one must enjoy circular arguments.) Mostly I don’t, so it isn’t poetry in my eyes.

I had my definition of poetry broadened by a friend sometime back (for which I thank her). There was a time when I believed poetry had to rhyme. I’m past that now, though most of what I write has a rhyme scheme of some sort, as does most of what I read. There still needs to be structure, though.

I don’t read very much modern poetry because I don’t like much of it. Modern poetry seems to be obsessed with trying to find a crystal clear image and surrounding it with pretty words splashed on the page with random line breaks, or to dazzle with excessive cleverness. Not my thing. Many of my favourite poems are decades or centuries old. “The Cremation of Sam McGee” by Robert Service, “To A Mouse” by Robert Burns, Coleridge’s “Kubla Khan”, and Shelley’s “Ozymandius”.  But there’s always room for growth.

A couple of years ago, I began to experiment with forms and structures, seeking out anything formalized I could find to try. I’ve found more than two hundred distinct forms, not counting variants within a form – a Sonnet is a Sonnet is a Sonnet and I don’t count English, Italian, or French as distinct forms – and I’ve attempted more than half of them. Some I like and some I don’t. Some I find very easy to work with, and some are incredibly difficult (and not always the ones I expect). Some seem to be just people with too much spare time trying to be clever, but I try not to dismiss anything out of hand.

Formal structure or not, rhyme or occasionally not, I continue to write, and sometimes share. And speaking of Sonnets:

 

 

Long past the changing date I lie awake

And feel each breath my love lets past her lips.

I hold the rise and fall that breathing makes.

Eyes closed, I taste again the night’s last kiss.

My hand, itself, strays to her scattered hair

And smoothes the lines that sleep gave disarray.

She stirs, then burrows deep. The cool night air,

By blankets and my warmth is forced away

And her slumber, undisturbed, goes on

Beneath my hand. As my own rest draws near,

I pull her close – my day now almost gone –

Until the beating of her heart is clear.

At peace beside my love this quiet night,

I sink into my dreams and all is right.

 

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

The Valley of Shadow

Yea, though I walk

Through the valley of the shadow of Stephen

I will fear no Conservative,

For the left is with me;

The red and the orange,

They comfort me.

Well, a little.

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Saturday, January 20, 2007

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Actually, I wonder if there is a man behind the curtain.  If so, there’s not much going on inside his head.

Stevie has decided that the ruling Conservatives need both an energy plan and an evnironmental plan.  Someone with a brain cell has decided that maybe these two things might be kind of related a little bit.  Bam!  ecoENERGY is born.  Unfortunately, everything announced in this wonderful plan so far has basically been a rehash of what the Liberals were trying to promise pre-election with different titles and a few dollars moved around here and there.  The lovely claim that the “incentives” in Friday’s announcement amount to 4 gigawatts (the Liberals claim they would have delivered 12) of clean power rests on a lot of assumptions and equating the greenhouse gas savings to pulling 1 million cars off the road is a wonderful pipe dream (CP care of Yahoo).  (I’d be more impressed, though still more cynical, if he equated it to 1 million soot-spewing transport trucks.)  Does anyone really believe that those 4 gigawatts will actually replace some of the dirty power generation?  Ask the Ontario Liberals how that works.  Never mind that the $1.5 billion in funding is a ten-year incentive program.  He expects to be in power for 10 years?  There’s no accounting for ego, I guess.  Whatever happened to promising what you can actually deliver today?

Next announcement is rumoured to be the Conservative edition of the Energuide program (cancelled by the Cons not long after being elected last year).  Don’t expect major differences, just different terminology and a different method of doctoring the numbers.

 

 

My greatest wish for Stephen Harper:
That he were just a little sharper.
A few more neurons might help him see
Just what it is he needs to be.
Perhaps then he’d come to realize
For most of Canada, he’s been no prize.

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Monday, January 1, 2007

Happy New Year

One second after midnight
And a brand new year has dawned
Filled with all of the demons
The previous years have spawned

 

Happy New Year, everyone.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

I love the news on American TV

I love the news on American TV
Filled with journalistic integrity
Incredibly
Wonderfully
Reactionary
Opinionated and loud
Offended and proud
Facts under a cloud
Of secrecy
Hypocrisy
And idiocy
The truth can’t compete
With rage and deceit
And lies that repeat
With such frequency
They have to be
True, you see
Righteous indignation
Feeds vague imagination
Of crises in the nation
Such bold manipulation
For manifest destiny
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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Any classic Star Trek fans out there?

O valiant officer in red,
The transporter should fill you with dread.
     For though you’re courageous,
     Danger is contagious.
Beam down with the bridge crew, you’re dead.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Another recent sleepless night

Watching TV late at night,
The flickering light
And hyper infomercial voices
Drown my choices.
It’s very strange.
I lack the will to change
The channel to see
What else is on TV.
As if, somehow, I’d rather drown
My mind than shut the TV down
And try to keep
My eyes closed long enough to sleep.

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